Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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