we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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