super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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