i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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