i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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