So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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