i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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