butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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