spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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