So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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