That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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