Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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