Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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