they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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