He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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