Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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