i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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