Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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