Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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