Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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