I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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