the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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