Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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