this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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