My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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