seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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