he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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