I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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