I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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