She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
