Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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