Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
