Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
