I think I just saw someone hide a body.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm too high and old for this...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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