can we get nightvision for the apartment?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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