Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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