So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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