Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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