Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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