oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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