This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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