But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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