I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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