i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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