We won't sleep together?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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