I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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