she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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