its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Mom said you looked used
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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