I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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