I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
